Humor
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
The worst joke is no joke ;)
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Butt hehe.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.