Humor

Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!

Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.

Why do orphans not like July 24th??

Because it's Parents Day.

Bro, WW2 was just a joke.

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.

Why’d the chicken cross the road?

To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!

“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”

I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.

So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.

Me: Do you like smash?

Friend: Smash Rolls?

Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!

Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!

When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.

How many balls do you have on your body?

2. Your butt.

My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.

Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.

This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!

(insert funny joke about a dick here).

Did you laugh? Be honest.