Internet meme jokes

Do you know Ligma... potatoes?

Deez nuts eat nuts.

I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."

Lick my balls.

Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.

What's SoDN?

Suck on deez nuts.

What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).

I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].

Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.

Me: Do you like smash?

Friend: Smash Rolls?

Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!

Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

RIP Candace.

How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!

A B C deez nuts!

Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!

Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!

Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!

I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.

Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.

Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.

#RIPBOZO

I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"