Internet meme jokes
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris and Time had a race.
Result: Time is still running...
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
There is one rapist among us.
What’d the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife?
“Hottie hottie hottie hoe!”
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!