Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris and Time had a race.
Result: Time is still running...
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
Ok, i found this off of an internet meme, this isnt original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: ok kid, i dont have much time, but obama's last name is- *gunshot*
