My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this joke flips the script on ol' Saint Nick. Instead of the usual cookies and milk, Santa gets cornbread and purple Kool-Aid because, in this story, he's black. It's playing on stereotypes, see? It's like saying, "Oh, if Santa's black, he must like black people food!" Which is dumb, because anyone can like anything, you cotton-headed ninny muggins.
Anonymous
i can tell you sir are black