Humor
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
The only joke here is the topic.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.