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Muppet

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A person sits on a public bench in what appears to be a waiting area. Due to the angle and the person's clothing and hairstyle, a visual illusion makes their head look like a Muppet character with large, round eyes and fluffy hair. Above the image, text reads: "my high ass thought this old lady was a muppet 😂🤣".

Mosquito

Jenny 😂 · 3 years ago

A meme shows a statue of Christ the Redeemer with a helicopter flying in front of it. The text above reads: "When you finally see that bitch ass mosquito."

Anatidaephobia

Neptune ♆ · 1 year ago

Anatidaephobia

The image shows a definition of anatidaephobia which is "the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you." Then, it says "Jimmy has anatidaephobia". Below the definition, there is a yellow plush duck holding a knife with the text "YOUR ASS IS MINE, JIMMY."

Shit

R3Y · 1 year ago

A man is shown in a close up shot with a headline, "Something Bit My Ass cheek While Taking a Shit" and the user name of "EatDatPussy445" with a view count of "403 views" and "11 minutes ago".

Horror game

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The meme shows a text overlay on a dark, blurry image. The top text sets up the scene: a horror game where a friend says, "it isn't a trap bro just follow me." The bottom part of the meme displays a building sign that reads, "evil ass rape building," representing the dangerous location the friend is leading them to.

Hair

blach66 · 3 years ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says: "Just take a minute and think about Riley's retarded hair cut. Shut up look at your greasy ass hair." The next message says: "Have you not released I don't give a small singular shit about my hair." The following message says: "There's probably shit in your hair." Finally, the last messages read: "It looks better than whatever dead raccoon has been super glued onto your forehead. But Yeah probably."

Job

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

A cartoon man with a frustrated expression drives a car. He is wearing a dark t-shirt. The text overlay describes a situation where he compares his physical labor job to a high-earning online sex worker, expressing anger and arousal at the thought.

Toilet

M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

Dwayne Johnson as Black Adam sits on a large, ornate stone throne in a dramatic, dark setting with a red sky. White text overlays the image, reading: "3 year old me on the toilet waiting for my mom to wipe my ass".

Sprite

God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

Idk

An alligator lies on the ground, with a McDonald's Sprite cup lodged against its back end. Text overlay says "That McDonald's sprite got his ass".

Wardrobe

✨Jassy✨ · 1 year ago

Like wtf

A cartoon of Princess Sofia wearing a long purple dress with a text overlay saying "This bitch got a wardrobe bigger than my house and she wears the same ass dress everyday" with a skull emoji at the end.

DM

DND memes · 1 year ago

first of my memes

A screenshot of text that asks, "Why is the DM smiling?" and answers, "If you've been antagonizing the DM for a while, the smile on their face is as much a sign of catharsis for them as it is an imminent ass-kicking for you." The date, Mar 15, 2020, is at the bottom.

Fortune

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A close-up shot of two fortune cookies with a slip of paper in front of them. The text on the paper reads: "A kind stranger will piss in your ass today. Panda Express."

Puppet

Willy b · 2 years ago

A side-by-side image shows a puppet on the left and President Joe Biden on the right. The text above reads, "So my question is, who has their hand shoved up Biden's ass?" Below, text states, "Their likeness is uncanny and the irony... They're both puppets."

Babe

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a text message exchange. The first message says, "Hey babe, I'm horny send dunes." The reply asks, "Don't you mean nudes?" The original sender says, "Nah, I want to see them sexy ass sand formations."

Class

GG Miller · 3 years ago

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Pokemon card

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A tweet saying, "Yo guys, I have this girls nudes should I keep em? She died so idk. Since I have em and she's dead they are kinda like rare ass pokemon cards. Discontinued by manufacturer type shit," is shown above a screenshot of a concerned-looking chef from the movie Ratatouille.

Tree

what’s dudeese · 18 days ago

A meme in two parts. The top part features Walter White and Jesse Pinkman walking in a hallway with text saying "I Sure Hope We Dont See That Tree With The Thick Ass". The bottom part features a tree trunk with a shape resembling human buttocks, with text saying "Hey Walter And Jesse" accompanied by a kissing emoji. Small reaction icons of Walter and Jesse looking shocked are on the right side.

Game

what’s dudeese · 7 months ago

Flag

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of an online forum conversation. The first comment asks how Slovenia and Slovakia are different, pointing out similar flags and names. The second comment replies with a vulgar analogy, asking how the first user's face and ass are different, claiming they look the same and have similar crude functions.

Cereal

MEME LORD · 1 year ago

An image parodying the Fruity Pebbles cereal box. The cartoon characters Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble are visible at the bottom. The text on the box, which originally reads Fruity Pebbles, has been altered to read 'FRUITY ASS NIGGA'.

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