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Muppet

1 year ago
A person sits on a public bench in what appears to be a waiting area. Due to the angle and the person's clothing and hairstyle, a visual illusion makes their head look like a Muppet character with large, round eyes and fluffy hair. Above the image, text reads: "my high ass thought this old lady was a muppet 😂🤣".
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  • Hair

    2 years ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says: "Just take a minute and think about Riley's retarded hair cut. Shut up look at your greasy ass hair." The next message says: "Have you not released I don't give a small singular shit about my hair." The following message says: "There's probably shit in your hair." Finally, the last messages read: "It looks better than whatever dead raccoon has been super glued onto your forehead. But Yeah probably."
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  • Mosquito

    2 years ago
    A meme shows a statue of Christ the Redeemer with a helicopter flying in front of it. The text above reads: "When you finally see that bitch ass mosquito."
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    Anatidaephobia

    1 year ago

    Anatidaephobia

    The image shows a definition of anatidaephobia which is "the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you." Then, it says "Jimmy has anatidaephobia". Below the definition, there is a yellow plush duck holding a knife with the text "YOUR ASS IS MINE, JIMMY."
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  • Shit

    1 year ago
    A man is shown in a close up shot with a headline, "Something Bit My Ass cheek While Taking a Shit" and the user name of "EatDatPussy445" with a view count of "403 views" and "11 minutes ago".
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  • Toilet

    2 years ago
    Dwayne Johnson as Black Adam sits on a large, ornate stone throne in a dramatic, dark setting with a red sky. White text overlays the image, reading: "3 year old me on the toilet waiting for my mom to wipe my ass".
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    Horror game

    1 year ago
    The meme shows a text overlay on a dark, blurry image. The top text sets up the scene: a horror game where a friend says, "it isn't a trap bro just follow me." The bottom part of the meme displays a building sign that reads, "evil ass rape building," representing the dangerous location the friend is leading them to.
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  • Sprite

    3 years ago

    Idk

    An alligator lies on the ground, with a McDonald's Sprite cup lodged against its back end. Text overlay says "That McDonald's sprite got his ass".
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  • Job

    1 year ago
    A cartoon man with a frustrated expression drives a car. He is wearing a dark t-shirt. The text overlay describes a situation where he compares his physical labor job to a high-earning online sex worker, expressing anger and arousal at the thought.
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  • DM

    8 months ago

    first of my memes

    A screenshot of text that asks, "Why is the DM smiling?" and answers, "If you've been antagonizing the DM for a while, the smile on their face is as much a sign of catharsis for them as it is an imminent ass-kicking for you." The date, Mar 15, 2020, is at the bottom.
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  • Wardrobe

    1 year ago

    Like wtf

    A cartoon of Princess Sofia wearing a long purple dress with a text overlay saying "This bitch got a wardrobe bigger than my house and she wears the same ass dress everyday" with a skull emoji at the end.
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  • Puppet

    1 year ago
    A side-by-side image shows a puppet on the left and President Joe Biden on the right. The text above reads, "So my question is, who has their hand shoved up Biden's ass?" Below, text states, "Their likeness is uncanny and the irony... They're both puppets."
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  • Class

    2 years ago

    I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

    A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.
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  • Fortune

    8 months ago
    A close-up shot of two fortune cookies with a slip of paper in front of them. The text on the paper reads: "A kind stranger will piss in your ass today. Panda Express."
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  • Babe

    1 year ago
    The image shows a text message exchange. The first message says, "Hey babe, I'm horny send dunes." The reply asks, "Don't you mean nudes?" The original sender says, "Nah, I want to see them sexy ass sand formations."
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    Pokemon card

    1 year ago
    A tweet saying, "Yo guys, I have this girls nudes should I keep em? She died so idk. Since I have em and she's dead they are kinda like rare ass pokemon cards. Discontinued by manufacturer type shit," is shown above a screenshot of a concerned-looking chef from the movie Ratatouille.
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  • Flag

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of an online forum conversation. The first comment asks how Slovenia and Slovakia are different, pointing out similar flags and names. The second comment replies with a vulgar analogy, asking how the first user's face and ass are different, claiming they look the same and have similar crude functions.
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    Cinema worker

    9 months ago
    A close-up of a man's face with a serious expression. The text overlay reads, "How the cinema worker looks when I yell 'Chicken Jockey' as I ram a chicken up my ass."
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  • Man

    1 year ago
    A picture of a couple followed by a picture of a dead Godzilla lying on a small cart. The text above the couple says, "Me n my man bit yawl holes jelust ova us we luk gud af yawl holes caint half my man and I downt wont nun yawl Brook ass dood Eva." The text above the dead Godzilla says, "Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died."
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  • Sex

    1 year ago
    The image shows two pictures side by side. On the left is a cartoon of a furry character with a dark blue head, tan muzzle, and yellow beak. He is depicted with a plump bottom. On the right is a picture of a dark blue 2014 Subaru Outback. A text overlay says: "Sold. 2014 Subaru outback 2.5i Limited Wagon 4D $10,000 Listed a day ago in Waterford, WI"
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