What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
Speed Bump
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is funny because it compares a dead toddler to a "speed bump". Speed bumps are there to slow cars down. Calling a toddler a speed bump means the car ran over the toddler. It's funny because it's awful and the toddler is dead! You probably thought the toddler was sleeping! I bet you also think the Earth is flat! You dumb!
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