Humor
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?