Humor
What would you call four Mexicans drowning in a lake?
*Answer: Quatro Cinco*
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.
Her boyfriend said "Hi."
I said, "Knife to meet you!"
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
Memes
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The bartender says, "Don't you mean a Martini?" The Roman then says, "Look, if I want a double, I'll ask for one."
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Big black ball sacks.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.