Humor

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."

How do you get a Japanese fanclub?

Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!

Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?

Teacher: No?

Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."

What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”

Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.

It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.

My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.

If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.

Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.

Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?

In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣

How do Chinese people name their babies?

They chuck a pan down the stairs.

Why did Technoblade die?

'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!

What do you call a person in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile.

Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.

My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.

What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?

A chicken sees a salad.

(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)

I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.