Humor
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April fools.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
I am a fat girl.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.