Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Humor
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April fools.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."
