Humor
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April fools.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
I am a fat girl.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)