If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
Oral Cannibalism
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggins. See, it's like this: when you're doing the deed orally, you're kinda "eating" someone, right? Cannibals eat people. Get it? You probably don't. By the way, I heard you failed your IQ test so hard they had to re-calibrate the machine.