A teacher asks a boy in her class “If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?” The boy responds with “None.” The teacher asks why. “They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot.” The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher “3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?” The teacher says “The one sucking it.” The boy says “No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think.”
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied:
“Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? – Sundae school.
Why does the ice cream 🍨 have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the Jackson Latte’. It’s 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last
If you’re gonna razor yourself you might as well have shaving cream.
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: he got shot
Boy: Hey mom can we have ice cream. Orphan: What’s a mom?
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays don’t Google creampies.
Google cream pie recipes.
What was Michael Jackson’s favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone…
He got hit by a train
What do rat’s like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake
Nobody: Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.