In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last
What does the dairy products praise? Cheeseus
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common they both have a creamy center
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whiped the cream
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick
i like my coffe like i like my wamem
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Your forehead looks like the inside of a malteser
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
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A teacher asks a boy in her class "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says "The one sucking it." The boy says "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
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What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Why does the ice cream 🍨 have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has giving him a brojob? because of the cream filling inside just like the individually wrapped cakes of hostess twinkies
Why does Sour Cream have an expiration date?
If you're gonna razor yourself you might as well have shaving cream.
What do gay men like cocks? 🍦🍦 🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
