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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied:

“Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus.

Where do you learn to make ice cream? – Sundae school.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

The Trump cocktail .Take a large glass + fill it with a ounce of everything behind the bar . Top it with whipped cream and a cherry . Now for the hard part Finding a Mexican to pay for it .

Why did the boy drop his ice cream

He got hit by a bus

If you’re gonna razor yourself you might as well have shaving cream.

Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by bus

why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone

He got ran over by a bus

Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.

Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus

why did the cow go to space

to get ice cream

Why did Billy drop his ice cream, He got hit by a bus.

Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?

Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.

Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby !