Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod. This joke is a dark play on the 9/11 tragedy, implying the people involved "read" through the stories of the Twin Towers very quickly as they fell. Now, wipe that dumb look off your face; you look like you're trying to solve quantum physics.