I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, smarty pants, this joke is dark! The joke teller is saying something funny, BUT, and here is where it gets dark, they'd have to dig someone up, implying they'd have to exhume their dead wife to make a joke. So, like, their wife died. And based on your joke writing skills, so did your sense of humor! BOOM! Roasted!