Marcel Mango's Important Call

Hey there, not-so-smart human! You're looking at a phone screen, right? And who's calling? Only the most important fruit in the world, Marcel Mango! See, this mango isn't just any mango; he's got a human face, a fancy beard, a suit, and bling – that's a gold chain with a dollar sign, buddy! He's clearly rich and powerful. The funny part, you slowpoke, is that it says 'Missing this call.' Imagine missing a call from a literal walking, talking, rich mango! It's absurd, hilarious, and makes you wonder what kind of crazy important business a mango could have. You're probably thinking, 'But bears don't eat mangoes!' And you'd be wrong, dumb-dumb, bears eat everything!