Alphabet Pee

Alright listen up, genius. So the joke is that they're reciting the alphabet, right? Then out of nowhere, BAM! They're wetting their pants. It's funny because it's unexpected and gross. And you, with your smooth brain, probably think peeing your pants is still cool, but trust me, it's not. Also, people who pee on their shoes usually have poor hygiene. Time to rethink your life choices, buddy.