I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
Alright listen up, genius. This joke is about Koby, but it's spelled wrong on purpose. See, it's supposed to be Kobe, like Kobe Bryant, the basketball dude who died in a helicopter crash. So when the joke says it would "crash and burn", it's making a dark joke about his death. Get it now, or do I need to draw you a picture?