Humor

If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have? 10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.

Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.

Why did the two balls cross the road?

To get to the penis!

Sorry, too rude?

I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.

Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!

Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.

So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.

Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?

Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.

Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!

Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.

Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator?

"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?

I don't have a Porsche in the garage.

I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.

Look in the mirror. There's a joke for you.

What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?

Nothing, I cut both of them.

How do you spell "I. P. With U?"

Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.

I have a little John.