Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
Humor
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
I am a fat girl.
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
