Newborn vs Football

What's the same about a newborn and a football?

You can kick them both very easily.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that newborns and footballs are similar because you can kick both of them easily. Get it? You are so dumb that you unironically drink diet water.

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