Humor
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."