I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Humor
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
What do grapes ๐ love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
