Humor

Dark humor is like life:

Not everyone gets it.

What do you call a nazi that can’t see?

A nozi.

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?

The frog might be on his way to a gig!

What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?

The anesthesia takes time to put you under.

How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.

Bunger got me like:

😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

Banana!

Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?

A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

UR MUM!

Top 10 Cos:

1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco

Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.

What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?

A slipper.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲

Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️

Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮

What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?

Let’s rock!

*JMC*

ANOMALY-931

"Gwen"

Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.

What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?

The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.