Humor
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
Memes
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.