Humor

Bunger got me like:

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Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲

Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️

Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.

Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."

And the other friend says, "Butt he is."

I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"

Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.

Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌

I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,

"Some asshole has my pen!"

What do you call a Turk eating turkey?

A cannibal.

My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........

IMAGINE!

What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?

Let’s rock!

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?

A slow swimmer...

There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.