Humor
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
Memes
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!