Humor
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.