Humor
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Banana!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,
"Some asshole has my pen!"
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.