Humor
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Memes
DaBaby lol
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.