Humor
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Memes
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.