Humor
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.