Final Purchase

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Alright, listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. A dude who wants to off himself walks into a gun store. The cashier asks if it's his 'final purchase,' meaning, like, the last thing he's gonna buy. And the dude says, 'Yep!' because he's planning to use the gun on himself. Get it? You probably don't, because you are as dumb as a bag of rocks.

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