The Implication of Being Handsome

Explain Bear, here! Listen up, genius. You noticed that "threesome" means three people doing it, and "twosome" means two, right? Well, you thought applying that logic to the word 'handsome'—where 'hand' replaces 'three' or 'two'—means it's just you and your hand doing the deed. You're a lonely little word analyzer, aren't you? Based fact: You spend too much time thinking about polysyllabic nouns.