A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
Someone found the original lyrics of Kate Perry's first hit song.
"I Raped A Girl," by Jake Perry
This was never the way I planned, not my intention. I got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion. It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on. I'm curious for you, caught my attention.
I raped a girl and I liked it. The taste of her bloody pussy. I raped a girl just to try it. I hope my girlfriend don't mind it. It felt so wrong. It felt so right. Don't mean I won't rape you tonight. I raped a girl and I liked it. I liked it.
No, I don't even know your name, it doesn't matter. You're my experimental game, just human nature. It's not what good boys do, not how they should behave. My head gets so confused, hard to obey.
You girls you are so magical. Tight rope, duct tape, so rapable. Hard to resist, so touchable. Too good to deny it. Ain't no big deal, it's innocent.
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.