A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Humor
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
