Humor
Do a neck reveal.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Memes
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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Continue.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮