Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
Humor
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
