Humor

Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!

Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

What's the most illegal activity in Africa?

Watering the plants.

Hear the one about the deaf kid?

He didn't.

What is the best joke of all time?

Feminism.

What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?

Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.

Why did the dick go insane?

Someone kept messing with his head.

What do you call a dog turd in China?

Waste of food.

What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?

His little brother with the console.

What did God say when he made the first woman?

"Where is your dick at?"

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.

What do you call a Mexican with one leg?

Border hopper.

Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”