Humor
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Memes
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.