Humor

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”

What do you call an Asian who gets a B?

It's not a B-sian.

Dead.

Why did God create women before men?

He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.

I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.

Their life is a joke.

What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

What is a disabled person's least favorite song?

"I'm Still Standing."

What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?

You die of laughter.

I once saw a noose joke.

I wanna know how to make one :D

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

:(

Continue.

Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!

Q: I like elephants.

A: Everything else is irrelevant.

Do a neck reveal.

What did the Pokémon say after having sex?

"My ball was sore!"

"A llahu Aks into a bar..."

And it blows up!

What is the best joke of all time?

Feminism.

What’s worse than running with scissors?

Scissoring with the runs!

What do you call a dog turd in China?

Waste of food.