Humor
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
kiibati orojo?
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
Moby Dick's father's name...
Papa Boner.
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.