Humor

Humor

Robin

Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.

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    • Daughter

    So, three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother. The first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So, the mother replies, "Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead." The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So, the mother explained, "Same as Daisy, when we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead." The third daughter then said "ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb," so the mother said, "Shut up, Brick!"

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    • Memes

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    Son

    Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"

    The boy said, "No, I don't know."

    She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"

    The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"

    She said to him, "No, who is she?"

    He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."

    The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.

    Sister

    I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said, "How sick?"

    I said, "Well, I'm in bed with my 12-year-old sister."

    Nut

    A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"

    Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"

    Plane

    I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

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    • Death

    Why did Stephen Hawking die?

    Because he forgot to plug in the charger.

    Stephen Hawking

    Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"