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Son

Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"

The boy said, "No, I don't know."

She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"

The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"

She said to him, "No, who is she?"

He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."

The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.

Gender

If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.

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    • Nut

    A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"

    Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"

    Sister

    I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said, "How sick?"

    I said, "Well, I'm in bed with my 12-year-old sister."

    Memes

    Humor memes

    Eye

    A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea, his eye hurts. The doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink. When he finished, the doctor told him: "From now on, take off the spoon."

    Death

    Why did Stephen Hawking die?

    Because he forgot to plug in the charger.

    Nut

    Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?

    Friends: No, what is it?

    Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.

    Army

    What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?

    Special forces.

    Pigeon

    Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?

    A: A suicide bomber.

    Priest

    What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"

    Life

    Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...

    Whale

    Me: So you two girls are from England?

    Girls: Wales.

    Me: Oh, I see, so you two whales are from England.