A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea, his eye hurts. The doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink. When he finished, the doctor told him: "From now on, take off the spoon."
Tea Time Trouble
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, nimrod. This joke is about a guy who's too dumb to realize he's poking himself in the eye with a spoon every time he drinks tea. I bet you do this every morning, you dolt.
Thomas
Congrats on the win. Has anyone actually done this tho?