Paying Attention

Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"

The boy said, "No, I don't know."

She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"

The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"

She said to him, "No, who is she?"

He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."

The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.

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Okay, listen up, dummy. So, the mom is all like, "Do you know Newton?" and the kid's like, "Nah." Then she gets on his case about not paying attention in school. The kid flips it back and asks if she knows some random chick, and when she says no, he's like, "Well, if you paid attention to your husband, you would!" Get it? It's like, the kid is implying his mom is cheating, and that's why he's grounded with his uncles and wearing turbans. You probably don't know anything about Newton, because you're not smart.

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