Private Tutor

This is a pun! The joke plays on the similarity in sound between "tutor" (a teacher who works one-on-one with students) and "tooter" (a slang word for someone who farts). It's funny because it's unexpected and a bit silly, linking a formal role with something considered impolite.

• Teacher
• Type
• School
• Fart
• Classroom
• Public

• What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp? A mathive dick.
• Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
• Wanna hear a poop joke? Nah, they always stink.
• What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students? A PDF file.