Humor
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
"Kaka" means poop so... use "kaka" in your jokes rather than "poop." It is more funny. KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAAKAK
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
what was sally's role in a football game? the football ;-;
The morbid jokes on this site.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.