Humor

Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.

Me: I have depression.

Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!

Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.

Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.

My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.

So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"

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I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!

Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.

Why are most dark jokes about orphans?

They can't complain to their parents.

A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.

I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.

Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.

Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"

Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"

All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)

For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."

if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.