Humor
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.