Humor
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"
Mom👱🏻♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"
Dad👨🏻🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"
That joke didn't land well, did it?
Memes
There Is No Meme.
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
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I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.