Humor
What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.