The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Humor
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
