Humor

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.

Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.

Why are most dark jokes about orphans?

They can't complain to their parents.

This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.

Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.

Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.

For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.

All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)

In America, you fight Ukraine.

In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.

I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.

🎆 New Year's Eve

Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"

Mom👱🏻‍♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"

Dad👨🏻‍🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"

That joke didn't land well, did it?

What did one butthole say to the other?

"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"

Sister: I don't want to do it, but...

Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.

A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?

Domi-nose.