Alligator vs Child

This is a dark joke that uses a shocking comparison to highlight the vulnerability of children. The punchline implies that while it's wrong to abuse either, the reality is that children are sadly more likely to be abused than alligators.

• Abuse
• Difference
• Animal
• Child
• Violence
• Alligator

• What's the difference between a child and a book? One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
• What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped? One of them is a domesticated pet.
• What do birds and children have in common? If you shoot them, they die.
• What's the difference between babies and onions? You don't cry cutting up babies.