Humor

"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"

"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"

Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."

What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"

What do you call a ghost bee?

Boobees.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?

What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.

Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?

The quiet kid: Splosion.

Teacher: What comes after A?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

Teacher: Faints.

You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.

Just not for long!

I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.

A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".

Sister: I don't want to do it, but...

Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.

🎆 New Year's Eve

Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"

Mom👱🏻‍♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"

Dad👨🏻‍🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"

That joke didn't land well, did it?

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

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If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.

I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.

One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.

Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?

Because the joke needs parental guidance.

Me: I have depression.

Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!

Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.