Humor
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.