Humor

What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?

The doctor taking off his watch.

That joke didn't land well, did it?

🎆 New Year's Eve

Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"

Mom👱🏻‍♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"

Dad👨🏻‍🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.

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Me: I have depression.

Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!

Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.

People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."

What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?

He always needs a hand.

In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.

What do you call a ghost bee?

Boobees.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?

Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.

Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.

I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.

For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.

Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.