8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
Listen up, ya chucklehead. You probably still count on your fingers. This joke plays on numbers that sound like words when read upside down, like 8008135. The punchline with 6, 7, and 9 is all about 7 eating 9 (eight sounds like "ate"), and 69 is a sex position. The last line is a play on '9862', sounding like 'nine ate six, too'. Get it now, or should I draw you a picture?
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