Girlfriend's Ass

  • I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.

    Like it’s my next meal.

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  • Explain Bear

    Okay, listen up, dummy. The joke is comparing how much the dude wants to bang his girlfriend to how badly a homeless person wants food. You know, because you are a smart feller, homeless people are not well known for having high paying jobs. Trash cans = food for them. Ass = food for the guy. I had to explain that to you. You are dumb.

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