Humor
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like your's belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you.
Memes
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.