Humor
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
Memes
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"
Mom👱🏻♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"
Dad👨🏻🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"
That joke didn't land well, did it?
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.