Humor
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
yes
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵