Humor
What is smegma name?
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”