Humor
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"