Humor
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
Deez nuts!
GOT EEMMMMMMMM!
What's the difference between a man and a table?
The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Ligma.
Balls.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.