Q: Why did the pervert cross the road? A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
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Q: Why did the pervert cross the road? A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay? A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay. And I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate. But I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)