Stalin's Unusual Hobby of Collecting People Telling Jokes About Him

  • It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.

    Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."

    "That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. You see, Churchill collects jokes, which is a normal thing to do. But Stalin? He "collects" the jokers themselves, which is a dark way of saying he probably had them killed. Get it? He wasn't exactly known for his sense of humor, and neither are you, apparently.

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