Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
My cousin died last week he needed a blood transfusion but we didnt know his blood type he just kept saying "b positive b positive" but its hard to be positive with him gone
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS? If you stop giving money to a church you won't go to prison
What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. -- I now have $999,999.75.
DAD:I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage
SON:why
DAD:your going to need them
What do chairs spend on the most?
Chair-ity
🍷 📺 What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are ✝️ white christian nationalist? They both thank you for your financial support 👍 👍 👌 👌 😘 😘 😊 😊 💰 💰 💸 💸
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage
Son:why
Father:you’ll need them there
I donated a computer to the orphanage... It didn’t have a mother board.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, hurry up, some of us got homes to go to...
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry?
my donation to the orphanage :)
