Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. -- I gave him a glass of water.
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
🍷 📺 What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are ✝️ white christian nationalist? They both thank you for your financial support 👍 👍 👌 👌 😘 😘 😊 😊 💰 💰 💸 💸
The cashier asked if I wanted to get my extra dollar to the poor i said sure and i got a cash app notification for 1 dollar
Food makes are proudly presenting human flesh made foods donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives T and C apply this is only in the best shops in your town or down the road or in your country 1 like = 1 family member donated cos we're saving lives😎😎
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
Orphan lady: ok kids, someone donated groceries Orphans: YAY! 5 minutes late.. Orphans: Wait..wheres the.. Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter* Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage
Father:you’ll need them there
Welcome to Dave's orphanage u make it we take it
Pov you make an emo Mr beast
I donated a computer to the orphanage… It didn’t have a mother board.
Dad: we are giving ur toy's to the orphanage
Dad:so you won't get bored
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop
They say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. That’s why orphanages exist!
What do Orphans and sperm donor kids have in Calmin They don't have dads
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Whats the food orpbans cant eat -family sized icecream