Armless jokes
Armless guy: Even though I don鈥檛 have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 馃幍If you鈥檙e happy and you know it, clap your hands! 馃幎
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing because they can't open the gift.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
What can鈥檛 a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
So, a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him. He was about to jump until he saw from a mountainside a little guy with no arms dancing around. So he thought, "Maybe my life ain't so bad." So he went to the mountainside. "Thank you," he said, "I was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until I saw you dancing, even though you have no arms. Dancing?" the armless man said bitterly, "My asshole itches and I can't scratch it."