so a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him he was about to jump until he saw from a mountain side a little guy with no arms dancing around so he thought maybe my life aint so bad so he went to the mountain side thank you he said i was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until i saw you dancing even though youu have no arms dancing? the armless man said bitterly my asshole itches and i cant scratch it
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas? He got gloves. Ohh sry he cud never open the present.
knock, knock who's there? An armless person why? they got stumped on why they contacted you
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing becuase they cant open the gift
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms. I can do anything u normal people can do. Me: 🎵If you’re happy and u know it clap ur hands! 🎶
What do u call a person with no arms
Armless
Armless child: can you give me hand??
Me: ok
