So, a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him. He was about to jump until he saw from a mountainside a little guy with no arms dancing around. So he thought, "Maybe my life ain't so bad." So he went to the mountainside. "Thank you," he said, "I was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until I saw you dancing, even though you have no arms. Dancing?" the armless man said bitterly, "My asshole itches and I can't scratch it."
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas? He got gloves. Ohh sry he cud never open the present.
knock, knock who's there? An armless person why? they got stumped on why they contacted you
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing becuase they cant open the gift
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms. I can do anything u normal people can do. Me: 🎵If you’re happy and u know it clap ur hands! 🎶
What do u call a person with no arms
Armless
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
