Humor
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?