Humor

There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?

Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.

Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?

Because he comes in a little behind.

Cancer, it's just funny, hahaha.

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?

A Catholic priest.

What do you call a blonde in a freezer?

Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.

What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?

A 50-year-old piece of meat.

A 12-year-old bun.

Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?

Girl: No, how?

Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.

What does a cow watch?

MooTube.

One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.

There was a crying pandemic going around.

Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.

I guess they're whore-ible.

Emos are dark people....

...So why are they all white?

Goths are even darker...

SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

For every blonde in the world,

scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?

European.

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

Me: Do you like smash?

Friend: Smash Rolls?

Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!

Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.

Said the man angered to his wife:

"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"