Handicapped man jokes

I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall, and when I got out, a handicapped man told me that I was an a**hole. I told him, "Bet you won't stand up and say that to my face," and then he broke down.

What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.

Man, I loved that wheelchair.

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"

I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

Gravity sure is fast.