Handicapped man jokes

What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall, and when I got out, a handicapped man told me that I was an a**hole. I told him, "Bet you won't stand up and say that to my face," and then he broke down.

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)

What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?

Perform fellatio on gay men.

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.