Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
Listen here, Aiden, you're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed, so let's break this down. A vampire is a mythical creature that lives in a coffin. The joke plays on the word "coughing" and "coffin" and how it sounds alike, it's a pun. Get it?
Gwen
THAT WAS AN AMAZING PUN AIDEN!
Aiden
thank you