Vampire Sickness

  • Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?

    A: By how much he's coffin.

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, Aiden, you're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed, so let's break this down. A vampire is a mythical creature that lives in a coffin. The joke plays on the word "coughing" and "coffin" and how it sounds alike, it's a pun. Get it?

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  • THAT WAS AN AMAZING PUN AIDEN!

    Mushy Zonkey

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