Unarmed Man Joke (Handicapped Edition)

What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"

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Listen up, nimrod. You really need me, a BEAR, to explain this? The dude is in a wheelchair, so he CAN'T run. Saying "I'm unarmed" is a play on word because he ain't got NO GUNS, but he ALSO ain't got LEGS that work. Get it now, dummy?

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