What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
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How do emo kids complement each other? They say I like ya cuts g
What do you call a flat chested emo girl A cutting board
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.