What do you Crocodiles I don’t say every day swim
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
The crocodile just kept saying no! He was in Da Nile!
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off. Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river, she had a gun. When she got out of the river she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
See you later crocodile In a while pedophile
why did the alligator see a crocodile? because it ate too much humans and he was sick
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