Humor
I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."
I love all races, even the bad ones.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
How do you blindfold a woman?
Put a windshield in front of them.
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."