Humor

It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.

If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?

Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!

I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!

Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.

What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?

A toaster.

Segma says, "32!"

Ligma Says, "And?"

Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."

Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?

A. The Purge.

Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."

Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

What do you call a decapitated politician?

A severed head of state.

My fucking life, cya.

Joker gives Batman a phone.

Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"

What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.

I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!

A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."

Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.