Humor
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
A woman just went through labor. She asked the doctor, "Was it a healthy delivery?" The doctor replies, "It wasn't delivery, it's DiGiorno."
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
My fucking life, cya.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!