Humor

Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."

Teacher: "I'll call your mother."

Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."

Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream

It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

Joker gives Batman a phone.

Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"

My fucking life, cya.

What do you call a decapitated politician?

A severed head of state.

Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."

Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.

What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.

If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

Big hands.

I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!

A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."

A woman just went through labor. She asked the doctor, "Was it a healthy delivery?" The doctor replies, "It wasn't delivery, it's DiGiorno."

What do you call the worst joke ever?

Well, according to my mom, I am.

What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?

A chill pill.

The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.

How did I get to Iraq? I ran.

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.