Humor

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.

Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.

It’s all about execution.

What do you call lesbian sex during their period?

A blood transfusion.

I love all races, even the bad ones.

Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?

He shot a Ginger.

6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.

What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?

Sixty nein.

"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."

"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."

"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."

"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."

"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."

"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."

"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."

A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.

I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty.

Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.

What is the highest number?

420.

What do you call a cow eating grass?

A Lawn Moo-er.

What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

One of them has a POINT:)

What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?

A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!

What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.

Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."

Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?

Because there is no ramp to heaven.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand store!